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"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh." Will Rogers (1879-1935)
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." Jim Davis, 'Garfield'
"Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards." J. B. Morton
"There is no disease, bodily or mental, which adoption of vegetable diet, and pure water has not infallibly mitigated, wherever the experiment has been fairly tried." Percy Bysshe Shelley (English poet) (1792-1822)
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